Fuck Shit Up…Shall We?

Technically this all was birthed a year ago, this blog you’re about to experience. Now I had a whole pre-written, witty, and nothing less than adorable first entry. But as I went on my afternoon workout today which was just going to be walking.  I began to run, I’m not talking about a cute bouncy jog…I mean a fucking race. I started running like my whole entire life depended on how fast and far I could go. It dawned on me that I was racing violently to this post right here and right now. We are all racing, running, tearing away from something; obviously we are running away from our problems. We all have problems; relationship issues, hardships between friends, deciding how far in advance to going clubbing should you begin your pregame, to wondering if last nights one night stand will ever call you again, to accidentally super gluing your hand to your desk. As humans we are all just basically full of shit and trying to make it out alive. If you choose to continue to read through this adventure of being me, I hope you laugh, cry, learn and feel (but don’t cry so much because it makes me totally uncomfortable). So let’s take a shot to getting real and staying real. Let’s uncover some fucked up shit together, share a few laughs and toast to the goodlife. These are Alexis-Lee Problems; I hope you enjoy this fucked up adventure we are about to embark on together.